{"id":1159,"date":"2018-04-25T14:01:39","date_gmt":"2018-04-25T12:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2018-04-25T16:32:12","modified_gmt":"2018-04-25T14:32:12","slug":"insult-o-matico-o-como-insultar-como-un-verdadero-pirata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/insult-o-matico-o-como-insultar-como-un-verdadero-pirata\/","title":{"rendered":"Insult-o-m\u00e1tico&#8230; o c\u00f3mo insultar como un verdadero pirata!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-860 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/full-header-white-1024x410.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"680\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/full-header-white-1024x410.png 1024w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/full-header-white-300x120.png 300w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/full-header-white-768x307.png 768w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/full-header-white-810x324.png 810w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/full-header-white-600x240.png 600w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/full-header-white.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Saludos, piratas de los 7 mares!<\/p>\n<p>Hemos recibido muchas sugerencias y peticiones por las redes sociales para hacer un concurso de insultos al m\u00e1s puro estilo de\u00a0<strong>Guybrush<\/strong> <strong>Threepwood (Monkey Island)<\/strong>. Todav\u00eda lo estamos pensando para la campa\u00f1a, pero nuestro colaborador <em>Javier Romero<\/em> nos ofrece un peque\u00f1o adelanto de lo que podr\u00eda ser. \u00bfQu\u00e9 os parece?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Insult-o-m\u00e1tico<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00bfEst\u00e1s preparado para insultar como un pirata?<\/p>\n<p>Busca la <strong>inicial de tu nombre<\/strong> y el <strong>\u00faltimo d\u00edgito de tu a\u00f1o de nacimiento<\/strong> y \u00a1tendr\u00e1s tu insulto pirata! (Por ejemplo, Sergio del 75: \u00a1Mequetrefe cobarde!)<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: left; padding-left: 120px;\">A) Cangrejo<br \/>\nB) Bo\u00f1iga<br \/>\nC) V\u00edbora<br \/>\nD) Canalla<br \/>\nE) Traidor<br \/>\nF) Cobarde<br \/>\nG) Asqueroso\/a<br \/>\nH) Ga\u00f1\u00e1n<br \/>\nI) Pisaverde<br \/>\nJ) Tarugo<br \/>\nK) Mel\u00f3n<br \/>\nL) Piojoso<br \/>\nM) Muerdesartenes<br \/>\nN) Alcornoque<br \/>\nO) Zarrapastroso\/a<br \/>\nP) Carajaula<br \/>\nQ) Zopenco\/a<br \/>\nR) Piltrafa<br \/>\nS) Mequetrefe<br \/>\nT) Aborto de mona<br \/>\nU) Botarate<br \/>\nV) Pintamonas<br \/>\nW) Zoquete<br \/>\nX) Palurdo\/a<br \/>\nY) Cretino\/a<br \/>\nZ) Sabandija<\/div>\n<div style=\"float: right; width: 45%;\">1) Podrido\/a<br \/>\n2) Pestilente<br \/>\n3) Putrefacto\/a<br \/>\n4) Hediondo\/a<br \/>\n5) Cobarde<br \/>\n6) Lamecharcos<br \/>\n7) Caraflema<br \/>\n8) Cantama\u00f1anas<br \/>\n9) Lega\u00f1oso\/a<br \/>\n0) Se\u00f1oritingo\/a<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1008\" src=\"http:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Skull-Tales-BOX-MINIS-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"680\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Skull-Tales-BOX-MINIS-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Skull-Tales-BOX-MINIS-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Skull-Tales-BOX-MINIS-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Skull-Tales-BOX-MINIS-1-810x607.jpg 810w, https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Skull-Tales-BOX-MINIS-1.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hemos recibido muchas sugerencias y peticiones por las redes sociales para hacer un concurso de insultos al m\u00e1s puro estilo de Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1165,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,20,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-noticias","category-skull-tales","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1169,"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions\/1169"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eclipseeditorial.com\/games\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}